Stephanie Green and Jeff Drake discuss America's only network-approved way to find true love -- on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
Rachel picks Bryan, as we always knew she would, and is blissfully "happy" about it.
Rachel puts the men through their underwhelming paces, and many bad attempts spelling and freestyle rapping ensue!
Rachel continues her arduous journey to find love with stripping, mud wrestling, and, mercifully, no whaboom-ing!
Rachel Lindsay literally gets dunked on…but returns the favor with authority.